Day Eighty Seven : Expunge

Expunge

Definition
1 : to strike out, obliterate, or mark for deletion
2 : to efface completely : destroy
3 : to eliminate from one's consciousness

In medieval and Renaissance manuscripts, a series of dots was used to mark mistakes or to label material that should be deleted from a text, and those deletion dots can help you remember the history of expunge. They were known as puncta delentia. The puncta part of the name derives from the Latin verb pungere, which can be translated as "to prick or sting" (and you can imagine that a scribe may have felt stung when their mistakes were so punctuated in a manuscript). Pungere is also an ancestor of expunge, as well as a parent of other dotted, pointed, or stinging terms such as punctuatecompunctionpoignantpuncture, and pungent.
The damn scuzz demons were back. True, it was the season for them - they came with the monsoon and its rain and the damp caused by the remnants of the summer heat, but i'd already spent the previous week driving them out and purging them from the bathrooms, cloakrooms and passageways of our guest house, smacking their little putrid green bodies out of the nearest window or door with my specialised broom, scrubbing their sticky hand and foot prints off of the floors, walls, ceilings, windows and every piece of furniture and fabric their wretched little arms could reach. It had taken me days to cleanse them from the building. 
And now one had appeared before me in the pantry. And if one appears, the rest of the tribe aren't far behind. 
I locked eyes with the disgusting creature. If I could just get it out of here before it laid its scent trackers which alerted and guided the rest of its tribe to a prime habitat, then I could avoid the invasion altogether,
I clenched my fists around my broom. 
Time to go to war.

Day Eighty Six : Ancillary

Ancillary


Definition
1 : of lower or secondary class or rank : subordinatesubsidiary
2 : providing additional help or support : auxiliarysupplementary

Ancillary derives from the English word ancilla, a rare word that means "an aid to achieving or mastering something difficult." That word derives from Latin, in which it means "female servant." While English ancilla is unlikely to be encountered except in very specialized contexts (such as philosophy or quantum computing), ancillary picks up on the notion of providing aid or support in a way that supplements something else. In particular, the word often describes something that is in a position of secondary importance, such as the "ancillary products in a company's line."

The Head of Marketing and Customer Relations, one of the highest grossing earners of the company (a reward which, in my opinion having worked for him for the past three months, was rather undeserved and should have, at the very least, been passed on to his extremely competent and extremely underpaid marketing team. But no one asked for my opinion and thus his well funded, tyrannical reign continued), was currently cowering under his desk. I am not such a good person that I am able to deny the fact that the sight of his arse, peeking out from the side of his desk where he hadn't concealed himself properly, quivering with terror, warmed the cockles of my heart.

I closed the office door behind me carefully, thereby shutting out the sound of gunshots and the wails of his fellow managers and strolled over to the desk with his usual morning requirement.

"Your coffee sir," I said brightly (but not too brightly. He'd once snarled at me for being 'too goddamn chirpy and over familiar.' I was not too get too chummy with him for Christ's sake, i was his employee, not his friend (I suspected his blind date had not gone well the night before). Another time, when I had been feeling under the weather, he had sniped at me for being too gloomy and bringing the mood of the office down. I now had my morning tone down to an art - and specifically tailored to whatever had happened to him the night before. Since he always sent me unreasonable demands whatever the hour, it was usually easy to get a good idea of what his mood would be the following day.) 

Of course, today being what it was, it was a good bet that my 'bright' tone was entirely inappropriate for the current situation.

But gosh darn it, I just couldn't help myself. 

"It's a double shot mocha with two pumps of caramel and chocolate sprinkles on top." I added. "Your favourite."

I put it on top of the desk and waited.

My boss slowly backed out from under the desk and shot me a look of horror. "Are you out of your mind?" He hoarsely whispered. 

I really, really couldn't resist. "Whatever do you mean sir?" I asked in an innocent tone, batting my eyelashes and everything, "You always tell me you cannot start your day without your cup of coffee. You get quite upset without it." Understatement of the century. Despite the fact I started at 7am most mornings, my boss here didn't stroll into around 9. Around 9 - which meant i had to constantly keep track of his whereabouts from the tracking app I'd installed on his phone, just so I could judge the optimal time to go out and get his coffee, because God forbid I should serve him tepid coffee. 

"Coffee! In this situation. Coffee!" He shrieked.

I put my finger against my lips. "Sir, I think you should moderate your tone. They haven't gotten as far as here yet but we don't want to alert them to your presence. They seem to be targeting those in managerial position and the higher ups. I think you would be an ideal target for them."

He shut up. This was fast becoming my favourite day in the office ever. 

Too bad his silence didn't last long. 

"How did you even get this?" He demanded, pointing at his coffee.

"I went out and got it like I usually do sir." I said absently. I was paying attention to the gunshot outside - gunshots that I could now hear through the door. They'd gotten close. 

As much as I didn't like my boss, I didn't want him dead. Most days anyway. And if anyone was going to have the pleasure of ending his life, it was going to me. I had a whole list of possible murder and body disposals I'd dreamt up and I would not let whoever was going on a (probably well deserved judging by how they were only going after management) rampage right now. Sorry, just not happening.

He was muttering something about airhead secretaries getting coffee in this sort of situation and not calling the authorities (of course I called the police as soon as I heard the first gunshot - they just didn't appear to be doing anything. The shooters had an entire building of hostages for a start. It's not like they could just run in and start shooting - they'd hurt the employees and the collateral damage would be massive. Not that my boss seemed to care. I'd managed to grab everyone I could on the way out for coffee so I knew that none of our team were left (apart from my boss) and any one I came across on the way down, I also evacuated. But this was a large building and I had no idea who was still in here, hiding in the loo and their offices - and if I had no idea, the police had no chance.) 

"Sir, we have to go now." I said, bluntly interrupting his mumbled tirade. "They're getting too close and your office is going to be the first place they look for you."

He paled. "Out, out there, with the guns?"

"Out there away from the guns." I said firmly, hauling him up by his arm, dragging him away from the desk. "Quickly now."

Our luck held until he got too cocky and wanted to take the lift rather than the back emergency staircase. Apparently yesterday was 'leg day' at the gym. Ha! The gym. The man ordered takeout and then spent five hours binge watching Orange is the New Black - probably so he could pick up managerial tips from the prison wardens. 

We ran right into one of the shooters. We rounded the corner, the boss in front, dragging me forward and I tried to yank him back, and there he was, right in the middle of reloading.

There was a millisecond of horrified shock on all sides. Then I sprung forward, shocking the boss down behind me, grabbing for the holster at the small of my back and whipping out my telescopic baton.

My electrified, telescopic baton. 

Just as I had in practice, a hundred, a thousand, a million times over and over, it smoothly slid out to its full length, the small whine letting me know the rod already charging.

I lunged forward, head body shot, knee, spin, leg, body shot, back of the head. He didn't even get a chance to defend himself. 

The shooter lay crumpled on the floor and I chucked his gun and ammunition into different rooms. It wound;t slow him down much but i'd take all I could get. 

I spun round and grabbed the arm of my boss, who was just gaping at me. 

"Move. Now." I hissed at him. "If there's one here, there are going to be more nearby. Plus people don't stay unconscious for that long so he'll wake up soon."

"Couldn't you, I don't know, hit him harder?"

I shot him a look. "I'm not risking giving someone permanent brain damage if i don't need to."

"But-"

"We need to get to the stairs. Move."

"But-"

"Move."

He moved. 

He didn't say anything until we'd cut across to the second staircase. Apparently, not many people studied the architectural plans of a building before they started working in it. I did - and I discovered several little gems that the designer must have put in as safety measures but they had been disused for so that that only myself and the cleaning and engineer staff seemed to use them, every one else seemed to have forgotten that they existed. Which made them perfect for escaping people armed with grudges and guns.

"Why are there so many stairs?" He gasped.

"You were the one who wanted the office near the top floor." I snapped back.

We carried on running (well, more like a fast kind of bounce) down the stairs

"How did you know how to do that?" He eventually asked the question I'd been waiting for. 

"Do what?"

"With the stick. Where did you even get that?Is it legal?"

"It's legal if you have proper training and authorisaton." The electronic part of it wasn't but I'd keep that bit quiet. "It was a perk from my last job and I've been training with it for about seven years or so."

Or rather, much longer than that. My dad was a martial arts fanatic and he took the view that a woman, in this or any other time, could never have enough methods to defend themselves with. 

Not that I felt like sharing that particular tidbit with my boss. 

"So why are you working here if you're trained in that?" He asked, baffled.

I snorted. "You may not have realised sir, that in this economic downturn, most people will take the work they can get, regardless of whether it's what they want to do or not." I paused. "Or perhaps you are aware of it, seeing the way you treat your staff."

He bristled. "And what's that supposed to mean?"

"I mean, that you treat your staff like shit. If any of those people had a choice, they'd tell you to stick your shitty attitude where the sun doesn't shine and quit. But they can't - they're trapped. Which you know and instead of supporting them, you delight in making their life hell for no other reason than that you can. You're a mean, arrogant bully."

Ah, that felt good. I mean, yeah it was probably going to get me fired but with, I suspected, most of the managerial staff being shot and either dead or incapacitated, the company was bound to go under so if I was going to be jobless either way, I might as well get some stuff off my chest.

He spluttered. "I was not bullying! That was, that was just tough love. You need to build character to survive in this cut throat world."

I scoffed. "Sure. Tell yourself that if it makes you feel better. But remember, perhaps if you and your management cronies had deigned to look after your staff properly, then perhaps we wouldn't currently be running from angry ex-employees with guns."

He blanched. "they're, they're our - they used to work for us?"

I nodded. "I saw people who were current employees too." I said cheerfully, his expression of horror making me feel almost gleeful. Jesus, I really needed to find a new job before this one completely warped me. "I'm guessing that's how they managed to get in. Apparently everyone's going for broke."

The sound of gunfire from far above suddenly filled the stair well. I glanced up. I couldn't see anyone...yet. 

"Time to start running." I said. "We've got another six flights to got before we need to switch staircases and we don't want to be trapped here with them. We'll be the literally fish in a barrel."

"How long til we're out of the building." My boss gasped. 

"One more staircase after this. We have to cross a floor so we'll need to be careful, but they seem to be going up floor by floor so hopefully they'll have already cleared that one and we shouldn't run into anyone. Then it's another five flights and we should be home free."

I glanced at him. His face looked awful and I had no idea if he could keep up with this kind of pace. I glanced up. No sign of the shooters yet - maybe I'd just heard them through an open door and they weren't on the staircase, or maybe they were and stealthily catching up with us. Since I was helping one of their targets, I wasn't sure if the 'no shooting of innocent bystanders' rule they seemed to employ would apply to me. 

Was this scumbag really worth dying for?

Something of my thoughts must have shown on my face. "Please don't leave me." He begged. 

The sensible thing would be to abandon him. He'd probably be alright by himself. Right?

He didn't know where the safe exits were and he couldn't defend himself against a wet tissue, let alone a gun. If I left him here, it would be the same as if i killed him myself. 

I didn't like my boss but I wasn't about to let myself become a murderer because of him. 

I sighed. "Keep close." I snapped at him. "And no bitching."

"NO, no of course not, thank you."

Ick, that felt weird and cringy. 

"And be nicer to your staff." I added cause, well, might as well.

We'd reached the bottom of the stair case. I cracked the door open and glanced about. I couldn't see anyone, yet. The next door was on the far side of the room.

I crouched down and he followed suit. "Now, we're going to go through this door very, very quietly and carefully. Judging by the bloodstains they've already been through here but I don't know if they'e left anyone behind.So - quiet and careful, ok?"

He nodded. 

"Good." I paused. In for a penny, in for a pound. "And I damn well better get a raise after all this."

We went through the door. 

Day Eight Five : Canard

Canard

Definition
1 a : a false or unfounded report or story; especially : a fabricated report
b : a groundless rumor or belief
2 : an airplane with horizontal stabilizing and control surfaces in front of supporting surfaces; also : a small airfoil in front of the wing of an aircraft that can increase the aircraft's performance

In 16th-century France, vendre des canards à moitié was a colorful way of saying "to fool" or "to cheat." The French phrase means, literally, "to half-sell ducks." No one now knows just what was meant by "to half-sell"; the proverb was probably based on some story widely known at the time, but the details have not survived. At any rate, the expression led to the use of canard, the French word for "duck," with the meaning of "a hoax" or "a fabrication." English speakers adopted this canard in the mid-1800s. The aeronautical sense of canard, used from the early days of flying, comes from the stubby duck-like appearance of the aircraft.
Did you hear the rumour about the flock of cursed rubber duckies?
Apparently, one avid protester became so infuriated that other protesters were stealing his original idea of using rubber ducks to protest against, i don't know, climate change or potholes, that he actually set up his own rubber duck company. He ensured that his rubber ducks became so on trend and popular (due to his rather lucky collaboration with a certain star's well received music video that featured 150,000 of them) that soon they were the only ones people would buy. Unless you were a parent buying one for a child, as the materials certainly weren't child friendly. No, the protester marketed them as strictly 18 and over, which only added to their charm.
Soon, they had spread worldwide - and that's when the protester activated the curse. Everyone who owned one was now cursed with bad luck - their marriages failed, they got into trouble at work, people who they owed substantial amounts of money to were suddenly able to find them - despite them having moved several countries away, changed their name multiple times and had undergone face altering surgery. They also tended to fall down holes, a lot. 
Soon rubber ducks were flying back to the factory through the post. Delivery trucks and Postal Vans were filled to the brim with cursed rubber ducks but to no avail. Despite the sender having paid the correct postage, and watched the duck leave their possession with their own eyes, they'd come back home that evening to find them, sitting in the bathtub (or shower cubicle) waiting for them. There was no escape.
People tried, in vain, to find the protester who had sold them the cursed ducks in the first place, but to no avail. He had vanished from the face of the earth - not even FaceBook could track him down.
Until, one day, on YouTube he uploaded a video. It stated that should his demands of a cleaner, safer environment for the planet and better copyright laws not be met, then he would unleash a far greater curse upon the people. 
After all, he reasoned, if zombie apocalypse films were so popular now, and it seemed that every man and his dog had a zombie survival plan, then surely the people could cope with a little zombie-duck apocalypse. 
To date, the air has never been cleaner. There are less cars on the road, public transportation is more efficient and cheaper and therefore much better used, recycling is taught to children from nursery age, if not younger, plastic products have been banned and organic produce is supported wherever possible. After a long, dark time of being regularly beaten and abused, mother earth is finally starting to breathe a well deserved sigh of relief. 
The rubber ducks are still watching. 

Day Eighty Four : Hierophant

Hierophant

Definition
1 : a priest in ancient Greece; specifically : the chief priest of the Eleusinian mysteries
2 a : a person who explains : expositor
b : one who defends or maintains a cause or proposal : advocate

Hierophanthieroglyphics, and hierarch have a common root: hieros, a Greek word meaning "sacred." Hieroglyphics joins hieros with a derivative of glyphein, the Greek verb for "to carve." Hierarch, a word that can refer to a religious leader in a position of authority, joins hieros with a derivative of archein, meaning "to rule." Hierophant itself joins the root with a derivative of phainein, which means "to show." The original hierophants were priests of the ancient Greek city of Eleusis who performed sacred rites. In the 17th century, when the word was first documented in English, it referred to these priests. By the 19th century, English speakers were using the term in a broader sense. A hierophant can now be a spokesperson, a commentator, an interpreter, or a leading advocate.
The infiltration of the local cult was not going well. For starters, the only other member of my team I could spot was currently following the cult leader (who, in my personal and extremely professional opinion, was a very bad man) like a slavish dog with an expression of pure, worshipful dedication - almost, no exactly like, some of the more intensely brainwashed cult devotees. I'd say that he was just playing the role extremely well - except, a, I knew he couldn't act that well and b, he wasn't supposed to be on the compound at all. His cover was that of a telegraph pole engineer. He was supposed to observe from above (literally) and sound like alarm if it looked like things had gone sideways.
Well, by my estimation things had now not only gone utterly sideways up shit creek - but we were now definitely heading towards the waterfall of doom without so much as the proverbial paddle.
The cult member standing in front of me gave a small cough and I jolted out of my panic induced mental coma. I gave him a bright smile (as befitting a dainty and delicate woman who was only so happy to surrender her time, rights and ability to choose for herself to the strong man in front of her. The cult's fashion of reverting women's rights and roles way back to the dark ages was one of the many, many things I hated about it.I'd hated it even more after the week I'd had to spend abiding by it's stupid rules. At this point I'd almost welcome the chance for one of them denounce me as a 'witch' (oh yeah, that had happened. I'd started laughing until I realised everyone else wasn't. Luckily I'd managed to break the young woman out of the holding cell she was trapped in overnight and whisk her away before the either of us found out what that big pile, one might say pyre, of wood was waiting for out on the front lawn). Oh boy, if they wanted a witch then by god, I'd give them a witch to fear. But no such luck so far. Instead it was all colgate smiles and pastels and never, ever disagreeing with a man's opinion. Gag.) and dished out the grey slimy broth of what passed for an apparently nutritious and delicious breakfast repast of hearty porridge. 
I'd see the accounts for this cult. They sure weren't sending the vast sums they swindled from naive believers on sustaining their devotees. Well, more could always be brainwashed after all, so what was the point of maintaining the ones you'd already drained of everything they had. Better to wear them out and make room for some fresh prey.
These people were scum.
And apparently there was only me left to deal with them. 
Well, alright them.
My company didn't really deal with religious matters (despite, well, the certain sense of irony to that situation, if you were in the know) but anything to do with Gods or belief we generally stayed out off it for two reasons, one, on the basis that, if you're not doing harm then you're free to believe whatever half arsed, crackpot faith you have going for you and two, true religious fanatics were actually completely insane, as well as a total pain in the arse to deal with and, to be honest, you were much better off leaving well alone and hopefully they'd return the favour.  
So when our mercenary group (a group that was well known for mainly dealing with difficult rescue/extraction operations in war torn, hostile areas) was approached with this particular request to dissolve the cult following that had become based in our home town (or at least the town where we had our main office and many of our staff lived in, myself included) our first instinct was to turn it down. However, the cult group didn't follow either of the two rules of why we didn't take on religious cases. First off, the leaders were not crazy (not so sue about the followers). They were clearly cold headed, cold hearted bastards who were out to make as much money as possible from whoever they could fleece the easiest - namely the vulnerable and desperate. Which did not sit well with us.
Secondly, and this really made us sit up and take notice, was they most certainly did not follow the (and most religions followed this, at least superficially) given rule of 'do no harm'. 
They did harm. Lots of harm. From their followers who they bleed dry and left them behind to wallow in their own despair, to the homeless people they snatched off the street and literally bled dry in their own, horrific, religious ceremonies. 
Seriously, how they could so easily denounce a woman as a witch and then eagerly send her to burn at the stakes for her 'crimes', while on the other hand murder innocent people (or, 'ending the suffering of those with lives that have no meaning so that they might find redemption and succor in their next life'. I wasn't sure how I felt about those devotees who went along with this course of action with such demented agreement. I knew brainwashing and hypnotism was rife amongst them - but how much of that could really twist a person's character, twist it so much that they found joy in another's suffering and death. This, i decided, was definitely an issue for official law enforcement officers, the justice system and several well trained psychiatrists. I was not going to make this my issue unless someone forced my hand. Right now, I had other things to think on rather than a murky moral debate).
They were bad, no one was stopping them and they were shitting in our own back garden. 
So we took the job. 
For the past month, we had been gradually sneaking in our operatives for a covert stake out and potential take down. There should have been at least ten other people in this room that were mine. 
The only people I could count was myself and the guy that shouldn't even be here. Where had my colleagues gone. 
I took a deep breath. Ok, Becky, don't panic. There's a standard operating procedure when shit like this happens. The first thing to do is extricate yourself from the situation, as calmly and unnoticeable as possible and then call for help. Easy. I'll just slowly back out and then in, one, two, thre-
"Witch." A voice hissed behind me. 
I turned, the cult leader stood behind me, his face a mask of hate and spite (a mask I know to be a mask, simply because from the dossier we had on him, the man was a straight up sociopath and very rarely (from what we could tell) either expressed or felt emotions like a normal person. He just didn't have it in him. But boy could he fake them. He could do it so well it was actually one of the scariest things about him.).
He threw a white powder into my face and I felt unconsciousness pull me down and out, the screams of the crowd as they howled for my blood chasing me down, down, down into the dark.
***
I awoke sometime later, in the near dark, tied to a pole. A pole that was surrounded by some suspiciously, enthusiastically doused in petrol wood planks. Well, kind of planks, they didn't look that even. In fact, I suspected they just gone through the compound, found any old dodgy wooden furniture they could, smashed it up and soaked it in petrol and hey presto, instant witch burning pyre! Huzzah! 
I blame YouTube for a lot of things. Who needs to know how to build a witch burning pyre in this day and age. Honestly. no one cares about historical accuracy you over zealous punk. Stop giving sociopaths ideas.  
Apparently, they'd learnt their lesson with the last escapee. No more last night on earth to be gifted as a time of contemplation. Nope, straight into the fires of damnation for me. 
I couldn't help it. I began to smile. 
It must have been quite the smile too, several of the congregation gathered (that I could see over the enormous ranting head of the cult leader doing his 'of course this isn't actually a brutal form of murder and you're not going to receive consequences from the law/go to hell/will actually be a bad person for burning an innocent person to death' speech, had actually started to nervously back away.
I guess some remnant of a survival instinct that hadn't activated enough for them to avoid and/or escape this cult, was still enough alive to spot a danger like me. 
I grinned wider. 
More of the crowd shuffled nervously. 
The cult leader finally caught wind of this and turned to scowl at me. Oh, it was the other one. The financial one. The one that liked the money, the women, the blood. This one wasn't a sociopath. He was very, very human - more human that the standard kind would like to admit, even in the secrecy of their own head. 
He liked pain too. He was always the one to perform the rituals. 
I didn't like him. And now he was here.
I grinned even wider. You could see more of my teeth than you should be able to.
The cult leader (number two) dropped the torch, in a move that could almost be called hasty and rapidly backed away. 
Like that would save him. 
The wood rapidly caught alight and within moments I was surrounded by flames and thick heavy smoke that reeked of petrol and the chemicals the cheap wood had been treated in. For a brief moment, I mourned the clean air and wood smoke of my long, long distant youth. That time had been and gone, long ago. 
The smoke smelled filthy - which matched every aspect this place. 
"Know your place Becky!" The cult leader (number two) shouted in a way that I suspected was supposed to sound defiant and masterful but, actually, sounded a bit weak and feeble, lost in the thick clouds of smoke that were churning their way through the crowd, like thick grey snakes, wrapping themselves around limbs, torsos and throats in a way that didn't really seem like inanimate smoke should act. 
I couldn't help it. I laughed as the flames soared around me. "Seriously, what is it about men that makes them just love setting fire to innocent women? For surely, if we could do all the things you say we can, a real witch would never burn - and you'd never have the guts to try in the first place."
"My name's not Becky." I said, walking casually down from the pyre, the flames having helpfully burnt away my bonds and were now curled around my body and perched on my shoulder - after all, how could the great immortal phoenix be anything other than the spirit of flame itself. It nuzzled my cheek affectionately, we had always been close - close since nearly the beginning of time in fact.
"It's Hecate." I said with a smile that was more of a snarl. 
Later, the police arrived to find all cult devotees tangled and ensnared on the lawn - bound with heavy silver ropes that turned to ash once the police touched them. The compound buildings had been burnt to the ground, nothing remained except several crucial pieces of evidence that completely condemned the cult and their actions. That, and several skeletons were neatly set out and laying in the back field - as if they were peacefully waiting to be found.
Speaking of found, the cult leaders never were. 
Our client was most satisfied with the service provided. 

Day Eighty Seven : Expunge

Expunge Definition 1 :  to strike out, obliterate, or mark for deletion 2 :  to  efface  completely  :   destroy 3 :  to eliminate ...